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STEAL THIS LICENSE
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Copyright mat ess. All rights reserved.
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This is not a valid license file, this is simply a note to thieves.
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You can probably get away with stealing this work.
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1. I am unlikely to find out. Who the utter fuck has time to spend all day
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scanning the net to find copyright infractions. Hell, you might not even
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publish it on the net in the first place. That just sounds boring as fuck.
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I have better things to do like touching some fucking grass or hugging cute
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people.
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2. Thanks to Late Stage Capitalism™, I am unlikely to have the means for a
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lengthy and drawn out court battle, you could easily win that through
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attrition. I mean as I write this note I’m effectively homeless and bed
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surfing. Literally the last thing I care about right now is someone using
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my shit.
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3. You and I both know that since I wrote this, I probably do not give a
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flying shit if you create derivatives from my work or not.
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However, you also can’t trust that any of those things are true.
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I could be lying to you.
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We both know it’s probably morally good for you to build off my work, and
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redistribute it as far as it can go, humans have been doing this since
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before we figured out fire. Plagiarism is a lie we tell ourselves to try to
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constrain and suppress entropy. We like to pretend someone in 200 years
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will give a shit about something we wrote while hyperfocusing and probably
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high as shit.
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But maybe if you’re a fucking nazi or a piggy or a xenophobic snitch, I
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actually do care and will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.
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Maybe I change my mind one day. Or something else.
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If you’re reading this file, you probably want to use my shit anyway,
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right? You wanna build it, you wanna package it, you wanna build off it.
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So will you obey the law? Or will you do what is morally correct?
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