STEAL THIS LICENSE

Copyright mat ess. All rights reserved.

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This is not a valid license file, this is simply a note to thieves.

You can probably get away with stealing this work.

1. I am unlikely to find out. Who the utter fuck has time to spend all day 
scanning the net to find copyright infractions. Hell, you might not even 
publish it on the net in the first place. That just sounds boring as fuck. 
I have better things to do like touching some fucking grass or hugging cute 
people.

2. Thanks to Late Stage Capitalism™, I am unlikely to have the means for a 
lengthy and drawn out court battle, you could easily win that through 
attrition. I mean as I write this note I’m effectively homeless and bed 
surfing. Literally the last thing I care about right now is someone using 
my shit.

3. You and I both know that since I wrote this, I probably do not give a 
flying shit if you create derivatives from my work or not.

However, you also can’t trust that any of those things are true.

I could be lying to you.

We both know it’s probably morally good for you to build off my work, and 
redistribute it as far as it can go, humans have been doing this since 
before we figured out fire. Plagiarism is a lie we tell ourselves to try to 
constrain and suppress entropy. We like to pretend someone in 200 years 
will give a shit about something we wrote while hyperfocusing and probably 
high as shit.

But maybe if you’re a fucking nazi or a piggy or a xenophobic snitch, I 
actually do care and will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law. 
Maybe I change my mind one day. Or something else.

If you’re reading this file, you probably want to use my shit anyway, 
right? You wanna build it, you wanna package it, you wanna build off it.

So will you obey the law? Or will you do what is morally correct?